Thursday, May 15, 2008

The Autorickshaw Diaries

Inspired by the recently read book Motorcycle diaries by legendary personality CHE Guevara, I thought of writing this but thankfully this inspiration is confined to only title and not the content.

For long Mumbai has been identified with local trains and omnipresent BEST buses but autorickshaw has not been given its due may be because its area of operations has been restricted to half of Mumbai ie Mumbai suburbs

Travelling in auto rickshaw in Mumbai has been part of growing up in Mumbai for last as many years as I can remember, from the age when I was allowed to travel with 3 permitted adults as a kid to the age when I am considered among adults.

Likeness for autorickshaw is a subjective thing, if you are driving in your so called air-conditioned four wheel sedan, it will seem like unwanted creature crawling on the road and creating lot of troubles and you will inexorably end up uttering four, five or six letter words based on your linguistic influence and vocabulary preferences….. but if you are stuck somewhere and there is no other mode of travelling then it will come across as god send savior in the moment of crisis. Fortunately or unfortunately I have experienced both.

It’s an experience of a kind to travel in autorickshaw on Mumbai roads which are often used in same connotation as in moon’s surface. Talking about experience of travelling in autorickshaw… most of them have music system which will give you inferiority complex about your music system at home but unfortunately they typically play some unheard old hindi film songs or Altaf Raja kind of music (!!!) or Himesh Reshmiya with extra beats(!!!???##%%^&#) which sounds more like nuisance then music.

Broadly there are four categories of drivers in the roads of Mumbai which has some typical common traits among their respective categories. These are Motorcyclist, car drivers, bus drivers and autorickshaw drivers. All these categories are topic of separate discussion but talking about autorickshaw drivers, I think they are the most restless breed of drivers nurtured indigenously on the roads of Mumbai which can not be reproduced anywhere in the world. Even if they have scanty piece of automobile in their hand they drive it like some 100 horse powered engineering marvel. On the face of it, autorickshaw looks like some alien vehicle, cross breed between bajaj scooter and some delivery van.

Another interesting aspect of autorickshaw as per my observation comes from the people who use it for travelling. Owing to cosmopolitan (!!) nature of Amchi Mumbai, people from different walks of lyfe likes to call it in a many different ways such as AUTORICKSHAW, RICKSHAW, AUTO, RICK and some indigenous names like RIKSHO by typical gujju maniben or MENDHAK by car drivers because of the way it looks.

The most interesting part about autorickshaw for me is its fare. For last many years minimum fare is fixed at Rs 9 which is BATA style of pricing. Generally neither drivers have inclination to give the one rupee back nor do travelers have interest in taking the one rupee back but speaking about myself had I taken back all those one rupee coins over the years, by now I would have been in a position to buy my own autorickshaw.

25 comments:

Nefariousoutlook said...

hahaha!!! hilarious post!!

really interesting insights about the fare and the way people call the auto :)

nicely written! keep posting :)

Adijo said...

another post where i can relate to my everyday life [:d]

when i step into an auto with music..i tell the guy to stop it!! lolz!!'

nicely written! :)
Adijo

CRD said...

rickshaws are a lifeline here [:P]

have u seen the way they zigzag..i know how to drive a car..but i dunno y..everytime i see a rickshaw approaching in front of me..i become really nervous..and ofcourse wen i see the BEST bus [:P]

CRD said...

im scared of BEST buses even wen im walkin on a footpath [:P]

Anonymous said...

dis is exactly d kinda thing i wud hv written myself (n u cn tk d credit for implantin dis idea in my head if u find a post akin to dis one on my blog)....very wel written...i enjyoed dis one!

Keep writing!

~Sanskriti
http://sanz360.wordpress.com/

Unknown said...

Nice observation.
well rikshaw's are life-line sometimes, sometimes they are jamming line.

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Unknown said...

By the way,

Your post starts with the first line:
"Inspired by the recently read book Motorcycle diaries by legendary personality CHE Guevara..."
And still you claim that you are not Socialist??

I guess you are a confused socialist. Che Guevara is a damn socialist and a curse.

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test said...

i jus cant stop envying u.. in chennai taking a rick is nothing less than lightening ur wallet.. they are saviours at times.. but become cheats with their sky rocketing fares in chennai..

u have a good style of writing buddy..

Prem said...

Its really natural and the fact of life...!!!

First thing is m impreesed by your way of writting...its really gud..keep writting..!!!

The pricing system about auto like bata...hahhahh..!!GOODDDD

The different name hahahah..!!

And the music they play....like himesh reshmiya with extra bits..(..###$$$^^^^^&&&%%%%%%@@@>
One time when m leaving vvn for bhavnagar at time i was in one rikshaw there i was alone girl in between 8 boys..there they were playin topi's (HR) songs.. with high beats and full bass and trible and i was really laufghin silently ..there i thought the same thing..!!!

Gud gud keep writting for us atleast to enjoy..!!!

man in painting said...

hai Hitesh,Nice peice of work.What makes your writing impressive is that it gives attention to so many dimensions of a single topic.Very very impressive.Congrats.
Hope you will visit MAN IN PAINTING TOO....

Anonymous said...

What Che was to batista.... you are to ennui...
The blog is a refreshing account of bringing life into the yellow-black cells that moves in the veins of greater bombay...
I'm sure anyone who reads this blog will remember this blog whenever he rides an auto....
this itself is a hallmark of the writer...and i've not even started talking about it.....cheers..!!

--Apurva

Unknown said...

Basic facts put together with (!!!)..

saps said...

Hmm very funny but indeed a very sweet observation!
Haven��t got much of a chance 2 experience an auto rickshaw ride though, as d taxi (long lost sibling of d rick) has been our savior. Is fun travelling in d rick for a change but also annoying at times�K.specially when forced 2 go thru a bumpy roller coaster ride at no extra cost o even when have 2 answer a phone call�Kthe speed n sound both make it impossible for a conversation to happen. Can b scary sumtimes when d famous cuts n turns happen.
Till now was familiar wid dis cross breed (as duly described by HP) as a COCKROACH but now feel MENDAK has a better resemblance wid it.
Lastly reading dis post makes me feel like m reading a book with a collection of short stories�� sumtin I feel after reading every post ffom Frozen Thoughts.
Sweet, honest, innovative and original.
Keep it up!

Aurora said...

gr8 observation on autorickshaw......nice piece of writing:)

happyz said...

hmm .. I remember one auto ride in mumbai after our Ty Exams.. when we requested Auto wala to put on the music because our exams are over.. :)

nice thoughts...

Different places we have different kind of experiences about this amazing three wheeler.. read my blog on autos in bangalore... (yes i have shifted to bangalore 2 years back)
cheers

Anonymous said...

hee hee...that made me laugh.

The Enchantress said...

hey...dats really funny.
Auto rickshaw drivers in delhi are not funny but villanious...

nikita said...

hey....dats really funny.

auto drivers in delhi are not funny but villanoius..